My friends didn't like him because he never spoke. And they always laughed a lot because he had to play the sit down Pac Man. So he never even got to try the newer games like Q-bert. And that game is so cool, I know he'd be the best at it too if he ever tried. He could be the best at whatever game he wanted. I admit that it was a little embarrassing, the way he got too tired to stand up to play video games. That one time when those dirtballs all stood around him I thought for sure they would beat him up, yelling "Move your fucking fat ass!" over and over and punching his shoulder while the guy at the counter didn't even care, he was laughing too. I can't believe he didn't move, he didn't even stop playing stupid Pac Man when they were punching him. Over and over.